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youngblackandvegan:

sugarplumsandgunshots:

I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, to the hip, hip a hop, and you don’t stop

y’all are KILLIN me with these gifs lol

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kamukuraizuru:

Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS

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makomori:

if you think about it the 12 apostles kinda did promo 4 promo w/ jesus

latenightjimmy:

Retta dropped some knowledge with her stand-up last night

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Picking the right guy to play Obama, that was the challenge, I mean, who is Obama really? We don’t know. We never got his transcripts and they say he’s kinda aloof. So I needed someone who could really dive in and really become Barack Obama and as it turns out, the answer was right in front of me all along: Daniel Day Lewis. He becomes his characters – Hawkeye from ‘The Last of the Mohicans’ and Bill the Butcher from ‘Gangs of New York’ and Abraham Lincoln in, ‘Lincoln’. And you know what? He nailed it.  - Steven Spielberg (x)

flexbone:

Ha

pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

baliset:

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

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rheagars:

Chris Pine just lost this vocabulary battle (x)

kyssthis16:

jessehimself:

Man being interviewed on TV about Boston bombers forgot to hide his huge pink dildo.

Dude, that’s so unfortunate. I’ll laugh at your embarrassment, #doe. Because I’m an asshole.